Minute44 - Dan Schonhaar

Boring day at ze office today I’m afraid, it went pretty fast though. I was pretty impressed. I had to go straight from work to pick up Kerri and Nicole’s presents seeing as bloody Ikea had no whiteboards… just shitty dingey grey ones, bluuuuueegh! So, off to Staples I went through nightmarish traffic near Kings Mill

Well, I finally get there and one of the oh-so-condesending evening staff members points me in the direction of whiteboards. Now, bearing in mind I asked for small whiteboards and made a gesture with my hands to indicate the size I was seeking he pointed me in the direction of giant whackin boardroom sized ones at about 60 quid a pop!! So, I discover the cheapest one in this section, 25 quid. So I think right, fuck that off, I’m ringin my mum for other suggestions. I try ringing her twice but, as is always the case she doesn’t answer. So I’m thinking; shit, I’m screwed…. but then!!!! There I find small whiteboards (funnily enough the exact size I indicated to the ass hole of a sales assistant) for £5.99 each! Bargain! grabbed 2 then a pack of big coloured markers and got outta there! After paying of course.

Back to mother’s house. I never said I wanted dinner but I demanded it when I arrived none the less like… cos thats the kind of guy I am… hahaha not really. Well she made me this penne pasta with Gorgonzola and spinach. It was well nice! After that I had a rest then went on the trampoline for a bit. I tell you that is one good work out!! I reckon it’s helped me a bit in losing this weight along with cutting back on the amount of snap I put away. I know why I put it on… It’s cos I got a job that requires little or no physical activity. Before I worked where I do now I was flipping burgers to see me through coolidge college and that, believe it or not was quite physically active. So I get my desk job and I blow up like the Budweiser blimp! Fantastic. but I’m coming through it and regaining my svelte physique an ounce at a time!

Anyway, chill out time! Ta ta loyal subjects!