August 6, 2008

An Apple product with Windows issues?

You heard right… Apple, a company that can seemingly do no wrong at the moment might have hit a snag with the iPhone 3G (More specifically, the newest iPhone software and it’s “support for third party apps”). Problem is it’s a snag that Microsoft has all but eliminated from Windows for the past six or seven years. Of course this is just speculation on my part but to be honest, if it looks like tuna, smells like tuna and tastes like tuna… it’s probably tuna. I’m talking about DLL hell.

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July 12, 2008

Back to the kitchen! I smell somethin’ burnin!

I’ve not blogged in ages, sorry about that. Main reason is I’ve been putting a lot of my time into something pretty special and blog related. That’s right, I’m working on a total re-design. In the past what I’ve done is grabbed a pretty generic looking theme with decent web standards and built on that because I felt that it was a quick and easy way of getting nice looking results… also, I was pretty new to WordPress and didn’t know it all that well. What I’m doing this time, however, is build the whole theme from scratch by building a working XHTML template and then putting in all the bits that WordPress needs after.

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June 12, 2008

The 3G iPhone, should I get one?

So next month sees the release of Apple’s iPhone 2.0 with improved software, slimmer profile and other various improvements such as 3G and GPS. Now, as you may know, I’ve been sceptical of the iPhone and seriously slated version 1 for it’s price and kind of dated features. This time however Apple, and mobile networks seem to be doing something to combat the high cost of ownership to shift more of the already record-breaking device. O2, the UK’s only iPhone carrying network have slashed prices and will offer the phone free to high rollers on the £75 contract and a pretty reasonable £99 for lesser tariffs, a massive change from the shocking £269 price tag of the first iPhone. This is especially good when you consider this is still an 18 month contract. Compare that to what Canadian network Rogers plan to do by introducing the iPhone on a ridiculous 36 month term! Another carrot O2 are dangling in front of consumers is the promise of free unlimited data on all tariffs (subject to their fair usage policy) as well as free wi-fi access to thousands of TheCloud and BT OpenZone hot-spots across the country. But is all this enough to make me buy my first Apple product?

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April 29, 2008

Robots and Roadside Bagpipers

Last week I decided to take Thursday and Friday off work so Nat and I could have a nice 4 day weekend together. Not done it in a while and because Nat works on Saturday evenings we don’t tend to have much of a weekend together. Also, as it was both of our pay days on Friday we figured it would be a good time to do it.

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November 10, 2007

iPhone, the super-model of smartphones.

recently it seems that not a month goes by where there isn’t an earth-shattering piece of new technology hitting the stores after a biblical amount of hype. The Nintendo wii, the PS3 and most recently, Apple’s long-awaited iPhone. It’s arrival might not have been as hugely anticipated as the PS3 and it surely won’t remain perpetually out of stock like the Wii but for a mobile phone, this amount of hype is truly unprecedented.

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October 23, 2007

TV Links get taken down to China-Town!!

Over the last few years loads of sites have popped up on the web offering links to the latest episodes of your favourite TV shows and to new movies (some of which have yet to see a worldwide cinema release.) I’m talking about stuff like peekvid.

In the past weeks however one of the UK’s favourites, TVlinks.co.uk has been shut down by FACT working with the Gloucestershire police and trading standards authority. The individual who owns the site, a 26 year old man from Cheltenham, has been arrested on charges relating to the facilitating of copyright infringement. These charges are brought despite the man having hosted no media on his own servers and also giving a disclaimer saying he has no responsibility for media he links to. continue reading TV Links get taken down to China-Town!!

March 23, 2007

You know why Canada is better?

I want to get all nostalgic on you… I want to talk about why Canada is good… Well, why I think it is. People are friendly, cities are clean, the air is clean, there’s no football hooligans, petrol is less than half the price it is here, you don’t get ripped off at every turn by the service industries, there are guns but no gun crime, the average weight is not “well over 200 pounds”, the weather is good (Hot in summer, cold in winter. Thats it), there are no chavs, the domestic beer is actually nice, smoking is already banned, recycling has been in place for well over a decade, the country isn’t ruled by political correctness, Toronto, I’m from there, Film certificates make sense and parental discretion is actually listened to, health-care system works and doesn’t kill more people than it helps, all the amenities of the United States without the drawbacks such as obesity, stupidity and a crazy-nutball government administration, alexisonfire, amazing landscapes with huge lakes and mountains.

The country is just awesome I really want to go back and live there eventually… hopefully sooner rather than later but hey, you never know what the future holds :)

Today was pretty bland if I’m honest with you. Got up - went to work - worked for 8 hours - came home - cooked and ate dinner - watched TV - sat at the PC. I did make a decision though. That is to buy a laptop. My PC, the PC on which I type now, has about had it and it’s not really up to the job of being my main computer any more. I’m looking at HP and Dell laptops at the moment because I know the products and I know that they’re fairly reliable while being quite cheap. Minimum spec I’m looking for is a dual core CPU of at least 1.6Ghz per core, 1GB of DDR2, and at least an 80GB HDD (Preferably a 160GB) and Windows XP if I can get it because Vista, in my humble opinion, sucks dong (at least it does now, we’ll see it after SP2). I just want to be able to take my computer with me… sit on the sofa while I work on a website. I don’t want to spend more than £600. I’m getting my bonus on tuesday and with that I could afford to put half down right away and either have finance on the other half or put it on my credit card, intrest free for 6 months. Either way, should be easy enough to afford. If not this month, next.
I’m gonna go and watch Akira now. I love that film, even though it confuses the hell out of me. Thats just it, it confuses me and dazzles me in equal measures. As the box says:- “No Akira, No matrix. It’s that important”

March 19, 2007

Wore out the soles of my party boots.

Well, there has been a development in the ‘me going to city on Saturday’ situation. Liam has kindly offered crashing space at his house. That solves many problems but also creates one. It means I’m gonna get trollied… I know it. Oh well, Jagerbombs! I’m gonna try and not spend so much either.. could be a challenge as it’s £7 to get in city because of it being the all-nighter but I must keep in mind the laptop fund. Of course it also means I’ll already be in notts on the Sunday if we do end up going to 300. I say “if” bcause Russ and Biggs, like a couple of gaybos, have already watched a pirate copy so may not want to bother! pfft!

Also, about the laptop situation, it’s looking more like being a Dell now for several reasons, main one being I get more for my money. I also get a decent repairs and support contract and a carry case is included in the price. :) Also, seeing as I don’t want to use Vista, we’ve got a raft of Dell tattooed Windows XP CDs lying about at work even if they don’t give me the option of having XP instead. Also, it’s very easy to get drivers and software for Dell PCs and Notebooks.

This weekend I need to entertain Laura because Brahn has been coerced into rewiring his sister’s new house. We’ll probably do the usual combo of chillin out and going to McArthur Good (Because it’s not). Good thing is, this time I won’t still be drunk from the night before.

Trig, in a rare stroke of genius has made a series of images for us (me, him, Haywood, Brahn and Nate) to put in the back windows of our cars. I think they’re pretty good even if they were made as a piss-take!

I think they’re pretty mega! :)

March 12, 2007

Shiny New Header (Thanks Lucy!!)

As I’ve mentioned before, when I first started this project I asked the very talented Lucy Allen to design me a cool, individual header graphic to really set the site off. She happily took the project on board and over the last month has been working on designing a graphic that not only looks the shit but represents me as a person as well as the feel of the site.

This morning she unveiled the fruits of her labour…. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the shiny new minutefortyfour header graphic! I was totally fuckin blown away by it and it totally made my day! If you haven’t checked her out before I urge you to go and admire her work and if you’re flush… purchase some.

I’m sure it would make your home/apartment look the dogs bollocks if you had one of her canvases above your fireplace. :)

I’d like to take this opportunity to sincerely thank Lucy for her hard work on this project for me (I owe you several beers for this one!). THANK YOU!!

In other news… well, there isn’t much tbh. Today at work was pretty much standard. not to dead and not too busy. Was glad to get home and chill out. I went to the chip shop for my tea…Why do I do it? After eating it I just felt way stodged and bloated :(

Last night I watched the Tenacious D movie and to be perfectly honest I feel a little upset that I’m never gonna see those two hours again. It was pretty poor! I love Jack Black and usually he has the power to make me laugh out loud but that movie was a stinker! Plot: Jack and Kyle meet, they form a band, they decide they need the pick of destiny, they steal the pick, they lose the pick, they realise they never needed it in the first place, the end. Naah, wasn’t impressed.

I’m now watching MasterChef Goes Large… I love cooking shows, I know, I know… I hear you taking the piss but bollocks to ya. They’ve just made a French classic bouillabaisse which is a fish soup flavoured with tomato and Pernod and served with the classic Rouille which is a garlic and chilli sauce. Only one of them made a decent product… one guy’s was bland and the woman used like half a bottle of Pernod which means all you can taste is aniseed… yuk!

Anyway, I’m off.

February 13, 2007

Windows Vista: Paranoid Schizophrenic Edition.

Well, I got my hands on Windows Vista for the first time today and it’s the Ultimate (fat cat) edition at £340 - Retail, £223 - Upgrade and £123 - OEM which includes the full array of features that Microsoft have taken it upon themselves to restrict in other versions, seemingly making the descision of what we do in our homes and ofices for us. Nice one Microsoft.

So I boot it up and I have to say the initial set up is a lot less complicated than in previous versions which seems nice. All I had to do was confirm time zones, keyboard layout and system locale and tell it the name of the initial user. Easy. Then came an unsettlingly long wait while “Windows detected my computer’s performance” The machine is a Dual core 2.66Ghz machine with a, not small, 2GB of RAM as well as a, not too shabby, ATI graphics card. Vista gave it a performance score of 4.2. I have yet to see if that’s good or not as it gives you no sort of benchmark. You’d think however that this was more than enough clout to power through the post-install setup of an OS.

When I finally got to the desktop I was pleasently surprised by how little the new glass effect GUI bothered me. I thought it would distract me far too much from the tasks I was attempting to do. Another nice feature is how you can quickly and easily set the size of things like icons to give people with poor eyesight the benefit of large icons and text without the disadvantages of taking your nice new TFT screen away from it’s native resolution. However, it was when I first started playing with these settings I discovered the biggest annoyance so far; Windows’ paranoia. You change a setting, windows asks you permission. You run a program (that hasn’t been made by Microsoft) and it asks you permission. Heaven forbid you should start an application that accesses the network or the Internet, because if you do that you are bombarded with fear mongering messages of how hackers might damage your PC or your data or how you might be susceptible to viruses or spyware.

I can see what MS is trying to do here and it’s a noble cause. I can only imagine but I would bet that the majority of virus infections on home or small office PCs is a direct result of the user not being aware of what they are doing and clicking on dodgy links etc. How they are dealing with it though concerns me greatly. You would think that Microsoft would want to invite more and more people to feel comfortable using their computers without the worry of online fraud, phishing and spyware. Throwing warnings and messages in their face at every turn telling them how vulnerable they are to such threats just seems like a very quick way of putting off inexperienced users and, to not put too fine a point on it, pissing off the experienced ones. I just think they should have spent more time making the OS intelligent against such threats so it could handle it’s business behind the scenes and not continually bother the user by asking for permission for every program to run.

Now, I have managed to turn off the UAC (User Account Control) feature that asks for your permission each time you change a setting and this has stopped a lot of the annoying messages, however I did have to delve quite deep into the control panel to access this control and for inexperienced users this could well be too taxing. I can only hope that over the next few days of using Vista it does learn my habits and pick up on what is and isn’t a threat and stop bugging me so much.

Vista has been sold as the best, most user friendly Windows experience to date and in many ways this is true. The eye-pleasing new GUI and more intuative ways of carrying out common tasks such as live previews on alt+tab and the, oh-so-swanky, flip3D and sidebar make your day to day operations seem more pleasurable but, for me anyway, these are overshadowed by this overwhelming paranoia. It does it’s job of protecting the user from him/herself but I think it could do it in a much less annoying way. For example one of the first tests I carried out on the PC was installing a piece of bespoke software to see if it would install and run correctly on vista. One of the stipulations of the install is that the config.nt file in system 32 had to be edited. Opening the file for editing was fine, nice and easy but when I went to save it I was hit over and over again with a message saying “cannot create C:\windows\system32\config.nt check file name and path….” Althoguh it told me nothing of the sort, this was another one of Vista’s new idiosyncrasies at work. In the end I had to save a copy to the desk top and then, using explorer move the file into system32 and overwrite the original. You can imagine what windows said to me when I suggested this move! “Don’t do that, it’s dangerous!” and “I need your permission to do that!” It all just seems silly to me.

While on the subject of security, Microsoft have made domain logon more secure but in my oppinion they’ve butchered it in the process. The interface is ugly and it all seems a bit like an afterthought. Where previous versions had a nice tidy window with “Press Ctrl+Alt+Del to logon” and an option to find out more about this, Vista just has some nasty jagged text in the middle of a splash screen saying it. When you get past this screen you are presented with your account avatar and a password box. If you want to change user you need to, first click “Switch User” then if you want that user to be on a domain other than the local machine you now need to type  “domain/username” seems a little rushed. But thats just my opinion.

I have yet to see what neurological disorder MS Office 2007 is afflicted with. Bets on Tourette’s Syndrome anyone?

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